ELEMENTARY, MY DEAR WATSON.

I love these films.

On the way out of fmills amc movie theatre, i noticed that my car lights were flickering, and then. . .  i saw a family. . .get into my Sonata. Thank God I realized, as I was about to stop them, that their car,  which was identical to mine, was actually next to mine. This led to a funny exchange, then to an admission of our mutual admiration of the film, and to their suggestion that I see the new BBC Sherlock. 

What I love about this flick is the witty repartee, the understated acting during even the wildest of moments. And I adore the metatheatricality. Being able to act out a vision is an awesome literary technique--the calculated self-conscious act of acting. Some see this as a high tech take on Holmes that undermines its integrity; I see it as a copacetic union of brainy forethought and brawn.

I already have found a link to the Brit version: http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p00999wm

I can't wait to see it.

There are a few speech lessons to be learned from this film. The main one is this. Maintain your cool under pressure. Class goes a long way.

When things go awry mid-speech, more than anything you need your alertness to pull you through it. You can't break down, cry, cuss, or storm out the door. Instead, you need to think, in an instant, "how do I fix this" and  "how do I make it look easy?"

A second lesson involves humor. Acknowledging an error with a simple (maybe self effacing) witticism generally provides not only a way out of the bind, one the the audience will appreciate, but also gives you a few seconds for the strategic part of our brain to regroup and to get back on track. 

SCHADENFREUDE

NICKY:
Ooh, how about...
Straight-A students getting Bs?

GARY COLEMAN:
Exes getting STDs!

NICKY:
Waking doormen from their naps!

GARY COLEMAN:
Watching tourists reading maps!

NICKY:
Football players getting tackled!

GARY COLEMAN:
CEOs getting shackled!

NICKY:
Watching actors never reach

GARY AND NICKY:
The ending of their oscar speech!
Schadenfreude!


SCHADENFREUDE is one of the more popular songs in the musical AVENUE Q.  German in origin, the word defines the relief people feel when bad luck or misfortune clobbers someone ELSE. In one sense, it is natural to feel relief if you are the not the one on the fatal flight. But on the other hand, it is not cool--in fact it's sick and cruel--to take pleasure in another's pain.


Why does schadenfreude give some of us a rush? Well, let's get hypothetical.
Jody is unhappy--he drinks, he smokes and that's about it. He is envious of his colleague Jeff who has a loving family, drives a fancy car, and vacations in Europe twice a year.  


When Jeff is audited by the IRS, Jody lights up like a Christmas tree, delighting in what might be Jeff's demise. And furthermore, Jody makes sure that everyone in the building knows how miserable Jeff is going to be.


So what's really going on here. I think it's clear. Jody needs Jeff's bloody misfortune to sustain himself--he is the leech who survives by sucking the life out of its victim. But the blood he drinks is bad--it doesn't make Jody's life better, it doesn't make him happier, it doesn't lead to any fulfillment.


Most ignore the schadenfreudics of the world. And that is okay if you literally turn away when they gossip about crap that happens to someone else. Let them instantly know that you will give them no heed. But if you just remain silent, they will continue their sad show, hurt people whose lives are none of their business, and ensnare you in their gossipy web. 


So, throw a few questions out: what about that makes you happy? what makes you want to make matters worse? why are you spending your time and my time obsessing about something like that? and why don't you spend quality time lifting someone hurting up--this might make you feel better as well.


Do you know any gossipy schadenfreudics?

SILENCE IS GOLDEN

The film, THE ARTIST, pays homage to the golden age of silent film. And this film, except in a few well chosen places, is devoid of spoken words.

It depicts the booming career of a silent film star whose flicks kill at the box office, until a pretty new ingenue, one whose career he unintentionally launches, inches him out of the picture with a new talkie.

But it is not just about that. It's about commitment to principles and to people and to one's own art.

Most amazing is the fact that the audience sat spellbound, laughing, cheering, even crying, at events that went without words, proving that the face and the body can communicate beautifully.

Often, when we are asked to speak, our bodies freeze, and we lose the natural connection nd congruity between emotion/thought, words, and physical expressiveness.

Here is some advice for those who experience "the freeZe."

First, look into a mirror , deliver your text in your mind, and make your face act out, in an exaggerated way, every word, every phrase.

Second, tap into your breath. If asked to breathe mad, you will not only be able to do that instantly but your face and body will show evidence of the angry emotion, amaking any word you say sound "mangy." Smile.

The same is true for all the emotions. Breathe sad, and your body and face will show sadness. Breathe glad, and your physical self will exude buoyancy. And so on.

So, take your script. Write the emotions you need to feel next to certain lines and paragraphs. Then breathe the emotions. Take time doing so. Then add the words. In this way your body will be totally expressive, in sync with the words and the emotiOns.

Third, try to communicate with your face in the silences. After a pause, look at the audience with your face showing the emotion you what them to feel. And bounce your eye contact from one to a few people so that the whole audience can see what you are feeling, evidenced by your facial expression.

More about this later.

But see THE ARTIST. My theatre audience gave it a resounding ovation both times I saw it.

Silence is golden

Merry Xmas
I just saw the silent film THE ARTIST, a wonderful entry that pays homage to a bygone era. More about speech lessons to be gleaned from it tomorrOw . I dOn't want to upstage Santa ;)

TIS THE SEASON TO INDULGE--UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH, UGH UGH UGH UGH

OK--i am not to eat very spicy food
OK--i am not to eat overly bulky, hard-to-digest food
OK--i am not to eat a lot at one sitting
SO--what did i do

YOU GOT IT.

But the stomach cramps are making me forget about my knee pain.
Ba dum bun.

When we write speeches, we need to realize certain truths
--many don't like over-written texts that are too spiced up: too ornate, too metaphoric, too silly
--many don't like paragraphs that are bulky or sentences that are too complex to follow easily
--many do not like long self indulgent speeches


You see, it is all about simply phrased simple messages that audiences can digest at one sitting, and leave feeling simply and happily satisfied, not bloated, not burned-

FALALALALA

This eve I saw a fun and funky review, a xmas parody/burlesque, consisting of scenes that, initially, involved sexy and scantily clad performers putting clothes...back on!

The counter-intuitive choice was brilliant and it can teach us all lessons.

The downright unexpected can be the upbeat switch that can keep your audience alive--thinking, awake, and oh-so curious.

Take a contrary stance, concede the ornery part of it, and make the audience see another point of view.

MY WEEK WITH MARILYN--MY TAKE ON THE FLICK

I'M BACK.
And I just saw MY WEEK WITH MARILYN, a film that grew on me, as did Michelle Williams' performance of the icon herself.

Seeing how Marilyn was so dependent on her schoolmarm-y acting coach, I was inspired to say a few words.

True--when you speak/act, often it is best, if you have stage fright, to pretend that the audience is a set of your most supportive friends and that your performance is actually the hobby that brings a smile to your face. That is what Marilyn was told to do a few times as she was struggling against many odds to remember and be comfortable with her lines.

True--what Olivier keeps on insisting is accurate: it's just acting. Just pretend.

True: finally what Marilyn learns is that by being true to her self--heck by just being herself--she can shine.

Take a pick as to which tip or what combo works for you.

PS: Eventually, Ms Williams' Marilyn became Marilyn---for me anyway; my eyes watered at her vulnerability, her charm; at whatever it was that makes her, to this day, so memorable.